December 2011
60 posts
If I end up alone on new years eve I’ll walk my ass to the nunnery, or the LCBO.
If I end up alone on new years eve I’ll walk my ass to the nunnery, or the LCBO.
Just had the best evening out!!! I’m such a cheap date. Lol!
RT @Wendys: RT for a good cause. Each retweet sends 50¢ to help kids in foster care. #TreatItFwd
Just had Turducken!!!
Just had Turducken!!!
Best Christmas gift ever!!!! @ The Sin Bin http://t.co/ZmXLjIi2
Best Christmas gift ever!!!! @ The Sin Bin http://t.co/ZmXLjIi2
Watching It’s a Wonderful Life yet again. Three times in two weeks. Love me some Jimmy Stewart!
Watching It’s a Wonderful Life yet again. Three times in two weeks. Love me some Jimmy Stewart!
RT @GROUPLOVE: Saint Nicholas of Myra, the original Santa Claus, was the patron saint of children, thieves and pawnbrokers.
RT @jonny_morton_s: don’t wish the black housekeeper a white christmas.
My mother has Bieber fever. #TweetsOfRage #fuckmesideways
RT @XSTROLOGY: #Aquarius prefers love without boundaries, love without restrictions.
Taking off your bra and finding $20! #priceless
Taking off your bra and finding $20! #priceless
Not only do I get to go to the movies tomorrow, I get to see Michael!! I missed that man like crazy! Can’t hardly wait!
Not only do I get to go to the movies tomorrow, I get to see Michael!! I missed that man like crazy! Can’t hardly wait!
RT @globeandmail: BREAKING: North Korea says leader Kim Jong-il has died. http://t.co/iTZwk3cQ
RT @globeandmail: BREAKING: North Korea says leader Kim Jong-il has died. http://t.co/iTZwk3cQ
RT @globeandmail: BREAKING: North Korea says leader Kim Jong-il has died. http://t.co/iTZwk3cQ
Mildly disapointed
Mildly disapointed
RT @XSTROLOGY: #Aquarius don’t give a shit about what you think.
LMFAO!!! “Oral sex always wins!”
LMFAO!!! “Oral sex always wins!”
Best date ever!! I didn’t even have to get him drunk to get him naked!!!! http://t.co/f32aLxh9
I look way to good to be seeing my dentist tonight. #whomp
I look way to good to be seeing my dentist tonight. #whomp
Dear body: if you could stop hurting me long enough for my to put my face on and strap on my heels that would be great.
Heading back to STC. Kill me now.
Just got the dirtiest look from this broad, I think she knows I’m thinking SMACK about her
God awful weave that has died on her head.
Also, I’m pretty sure I sat next to this guy. I remember cause I smacked him. #TTC http://t.co/fS2lvLds
#Nowplaying 5 O’Clock by T-Pain ft Wiz Khalifa & Lily Allen #SoundHound
#Nowplaying 5 O’Clock by T-Pain ft Wiz Khalifa & Lily Allen #SoundHound
“I’m gonna mix you with tequila!”
“I’m gonna mix you with tequila!”
RT @XSTROLOGY: #Aquarius are quick to anger, but don’t stay mad.
Hey any of you watching the fight tonight? I could use a night out. @SarfaraazA @Fuzz_Alladin @TrevelyanDes @raemax90
Hey any of you watching the fight tonight? I could use a night out. @SarfaraazA @Fuzz_Alladin @TrevelyanDes @raemax90
Dear showcase: I thank you for putting on yet another Robert Downey Jr movie. I love that sexy beast of a man!
A back rub, flowers, and a laugh?!? God I love Fridays! @spizzySpy
A back rub, flowers, and a laugh?!? God I love Fridays! @spizzySpy
I’m at work and I have nothing to do all day. Kill me fucking now. When done please burn my body, ie Xena and or Hercules
My hour long walks shall no longer be happening. This cold weather just won’t do.
Woah! Priest is like Star Wars meets the catholic church.
Woah! Priest is like Star Wars meets the catholic church.
OMFG!! I can’t wait till next weeks episode of Misfits! Why is Rudy growing on me?!? Love that bastard!
OMFG!! I can’t wait till next weeks episode of Misfits! Why is Rudy growing on me?!? Love that bastard!